Monday, October 19, 2009

This Old haunted House

Take a deep breath and enter cautiously... If you DARE!

Beware because this old haunted house holds terrors at every turn!

Not to mention witches, ghosts and goblins and mysteries and magic too!

This place has been here so long that trees now grow from the inside out,

and the sneaky ole blackbirds make themselves right at home, build their nests and hatch by the dozens!

These wicked little birds spend all day chirping and chattering to each other

they stay on high alert keeping a good look out

for poor lost spirits who might have been set adrift

and happened to wander in floating on the breeze!

Count to me one

and count to me two,

some tricks

and some treats

made especially for you!

Long ago little boys and far away small girls

along with a few of their friends

eagerly await your visit

and hope against hope

that you have come to play with them!

Well... did you?!

Sometimes they all sit around the room in a great big seance circle telling scary stories and spooky jokes!

Yes, really they do! Like, Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

Or... Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat their fingers separately! He, He, He ,He, He!

How about this ole favorite, Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Cuz they have bat breath!

Oh wait and, How do you make a witch scratch? Just take away the W! BWaHaHaHa!

See, he laughed so hard he popped an eye ball out!

So along we go on with our tour, hey did you notice the guide has horns?!

And just to be sure you are gooood and friiiightened

of all that lurks in the shadows...


Eeek! Watch out!

Danger is rattling around every corner!

Remember if you feel something evil and eerie,

like maybe, just maybe you are being watched...

Well, you most probably ARE!

Even though this old decrepit place is over run with creepy and crawly things

that hide in the crevices and cracks in the ceiling,

and find fun and merriment in constantly scaring the pants off us

we love it all the same!

Now just to make sure I haven't scared you too much

and to be sure you leave here today with a smile on your face

and a song in your heart, I have one last trick or treat for you,
from the teeniest little ghostie and us too..HAPPY, HAPPY HALLOWEEN to ALL OF YOU!
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